Four Sequels That Couldn’t: A Cautionary Tale
The story is right there! Don’t over think it. It is a sequel. Sequels should be simple, stupid!
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Three and a Half Godzillas – Part 3: The Joyless 2014 Version
On the bright side, following this film’s destruction, you might be able to afford an apartment on Russian Hill.
Three and A Half Godzillas – Part 2: The Reviled 1998 Version
Watching the deservedly maligned 1998 Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin “reimagining” of Godzilla for a second time was not easy. I saw it in the theater when it opened and thought it was crap then. I was not alone.
Three and A Half Godzillas – Part 1: The Original (With and Without Raymond Burr)
In which the original Godzilla and its Americanized Raymond Burr-ful recut version are considered.
Once Again, They Are Making The Wrong Star Wars Movie
If someone would announce a Star Wars movie that took place during the original war that had no episode number and no mention of a Skywalker, then I would get excited.
Why City Slickers 2 is the Most Honest Sequel Ever Made
During the months long build up to the release of Anchorman 2, a question has burned in parts of my brain not being bombarded with images of Ron Burgundy: Has […]
How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Indiana Jones And The Temple of Doom
Unless you are one of the more annoying contrarian film buffs, there seems to be a consensus about the best and the worst Indiana Jones movies.