Fast X: Let’s All Get Colonoscopies!
It’s the cinematic equivalent of shitting your guts out. But hey — maybe that sounds good to you?
Author Archives: Evil Genius
Today, the World is a Little Less Evil
Here’s to Evil and David Warner. Respectfully, may you rule in hell.
Flashdance. What A Feeling!
The sexiest lobster you’ll ever eat. Or, at least, that seems like a safe bet.
F9, or the Delightful Taste of Your Own Adrenal Gland
Let me spin for you a story about the audio-visual extravaganza that is F9
Almost Nothing About Godzilla vs. Kong and The New Mutants
I am ready to leave the house, please.
Shut Up and Watch Shin Godzilla
If there’s one thing this past year has taught me, it’s to put my money on the disaster coming out on top.
Kind Words About Let Them All Talk
I am reminded of why Soderbergh is among my favorite directors, and perhaps my favorite living director.
John le Carré Adaptations. All of Them.
Grab a meat pie and pint of bitter and let’s watch a fuckton of spy films.
Let’s Film the Hawkline Monster
At one time Greer thought he saw something different but he was mistaken. What he saw was exactly the same as what he had been seeing. He thought that it was smaller but then he realized that it was exactly the same size as everything else.
Hobbs & Shaw: Oh, yeah?
Please pass the butter. No need to unwrap it first.
Jake’s Journey: The Hal Ashby / Graham Chapman TV Show That Wasn’t
Death did the show in, leaving it languishing in the misty-mists of misty-pre-internet-nowhere.
Hal: A Documentary That Proves Hal Ashby Loved Me Best
In which we get closer to answers and insights regarding one of the best—and least discussed—directors.
Love Gilda, but Didn’t Love Love, Gilda
Spoiler alert: she dies.
Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone Is All You Dreamed
“I’m getting too old for this shit.”