Mind Control Double Feature #96: How to Be a Rock God
You will watch these films and rock us sockless. And then you will collect all of our socks and make a shitload of sock puppets.
You will watch these films and rock us sockless. And then you will collect all of our socks and make a shitload of sock puppets.
Say what you will about this franchise, or about Vin Diesel, or style over substance director Justin Lin, or even screenwriter Chris Morgan — this film is stupid good.
Anna lives without history, but Ida occupies a spot in time, and a difficult one.
Second-Hand Hearts was simply too weak to survive.
Hello in German!
I’m of two minds about this week’s Mind Control Double Feature.
It is impossible to deny. After The Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, and Tres Fast Tres Furious, Fast & Furious is unquestionably the fourth film in this series of auto-racing movies of erratic quality.
The only thing that’s important to know about The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is that not even seeing it at the drive-in will make it a good movie.
The point is to know, for the length of the trip to London, a man.
April showers bring May flowers. May flowers be enough to make up for my recommending you see the latest remake of Godzilla.
If you haven’t seen Coherence, don’t read most of this article.
That’s Viggo Mortensen, Kirsten Dunst, and Oscar Isaac acting squiggly throughout the scenic Mediterranean.
All I want is one lousy priceless diamond of international significance. Is that too much to ask?
The innocuous looking and sounding Forest Lane is quite real. It’s the maps that pull the wool.