The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Off to Sleep
A race! Over a girl! I wonder how it will end?
Author Archives: Evil Genius
SFIFF Preview: All About the Feathers
With their bobbling heads, their self-important crowing, and their puffed-up plumage, it is quite difficult to look a rooster in the eye and take its opinions seriously.
Under the Skin Strips You, for You
Some films are erotic; others stand naked.
Only Lovers Left Alive: Jarmusch’s Vampires Imbibe Your Attention
There are few real artists left, suggests Jarmusch. And they are mostly vampires.
2 Cents on 2 Fast 2 Furious
Ne’er has there been a more aptly named film than 2 Fast 2 Furious.
Mind Control Double Feature #90: Dopplegänger Management
Possibly — just possibly — that head was making out with your mom last night.
Your San Francisco International Film Festival Cheat Sheet
Spring is here and that means it’s time to watch a mess of films that you never heard of and which you’ll likely never get another chance to see projected […]
Captain America and the Marvel Movie You Missed!
Is your ranking of which Marvel movie is best and which is worst complete?
The Fast and the Furious in Four-Letter Words
I had fully intended to write an entire review of The Fast and the Furious using nothing but four-letter words. That proved challenging since even the word ‘words’ contains more than four […]
Brave New World Resembles Old Hat
Presented without comment. So feel free to add comment.
The Raid 2: Berendal: It’s Hammer Time!
Please. Just stop. You can’t touch this.
Understanding Megamovies: The Supermodels of Cinema
Megamovies sound supercilious, but you can read the definition of this new term here — a world first exclusive!
Noah, Like the Lord, Makes Odd Mistakes
No one’s perfect.
Mind Control Double Feature #88: Dirty Bottoms
I don’t give a rat’s ass if you are the Meryl Streep of birthday party performers. I’m younger, cuter, and hungrier. Plus, my balloon animals are insane and they will cut you.