Enjoy Yourself Some Cheap Thrills
Cheap Thrills is a depraved, cocaine-covered punch in the nose, except you’re punching yourself—as hard as you can—for money.
Author Archives: Evil Genius
Breathe In, Walk Out
Guess what happens.
I Am Jodorowsky’s Dune: And You Can Too!
“I say, if I need to cut (off) my arms in order to make that picture, I will cut (off) my arms. I was even ready to die doing that.”
How to Choose the Perfect Smartphone for the Cinema
People get huffy so easily in this modern age.
Child’s Pose Makes it Hard to Relax
The new Romanian film, Child’s Pose, asks you a very rude question
The Grand Budapest Hotel: Same As It Never Was, Only Better
That is the magic of Wes Anderson’s film. He makes you nostalgic for something that never was.
Mind Control Double Feature #86: The Good & Bad News About Giant Rabbits
I don’t want to freak you out, but giant, dangerous, super-powered rabbits are everywhere.
What Not to Watch: A Good Day to Die Hard
A Good Day to Die Hard is as terrible as a family of spiders taking up residence in your mouth.
The Rocket: Fusion and Fallout in Laos
Picture a slice of chocolate cake sprinkled with crushed peanuts, chili flakes, bean sprouts, whole shrimp, and a nice glaze made from nam pla.
The 86th Academy Awards Have Come for Your Soul
Please join us as we live-blog the pageantry and horror of this year’s Oscar ceremony.
Best of Bay Area Film — March 2014
‘When, oh when’ they will sob in their luncheon-meat cocoons, ‘will I ever release a film that anyone in their right mind would want to see?’
Mind Control Double Feature #84: In the Mood
Hey there sweet thing. Let me light some candles. Put a little Marvin Gaye on the hi-fi. Fill up our pockets with cereal. Let me do whatever I can to get you in the mood.
Cutting Humor: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre on First Viewing
There is nothing quite so funny as an uncoordinated fat man wearing a Mrs. Howell mask chasing a screaming blonde around the yard while he’s wielding a raised chainsaw.
Mind Control Double Feature #Bonus: Make it a Double Feature
In case you hadn’t noticed its appearance in our blogroll, the excellent Make it a Double… Feature is a blog D. writes that collects double feature ideas that are as excellent as […]