Snyder v World – A Spoiler Free Review
Zack Snyder takes on the world. The world loses.
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Batman v Superman: An Un-Review
A spoiler-free pre-review! Or a spoiler-filled list of assumptions? Either way. Yep. Take heart. It’s always darkest before the Dawn of Justice.
A Fraction of All That’s Wrong With Star Wars: The Force Awakens
In which our weary correspondent asks questions he wishes certain writers had asked before him.
It’s A Bird! It’s A Plane! It’s Not Superman!
Hollywood just doesn’t get Superman. I mean, sure. They get some stuff right. The easy stuff. They know how to make George Reeves bust through brick walls. And they know […]
E.T. Gives You the Magic Finger
Far be it from me to take issue with the Supreme Being, but after reading his otherwise infallible dissection of the stunningly overrated career of Señor Spielbergo, I must take umbrage […]