Prince of Darkness: Carpenter’s Worst?
Got another contender? Sad to say, I bet you do.
Author Archives: Supreme Being
Batman vs. Batman & Robin
We dare to go where no sane human has gone before, and return with surprising results.
Experimenter, In Which Stanley Milgram Requests Your Obedience
You will watch this because I’m telling you to.
Sicario: Newsflash—Drug War Is Messed Up On Both Sides!
Prepare to not be surprised.
Cop Car, or: What Not To Steal
Never, never, ever steal Kevin Bacon’s car. When will people learn?
How I Won The War, or: John Lennon Pretends To Be An Actor For About Eight Minutes
A few words on Richard Lester’s impenetrable anti-anti-war movie.
The Martian, In Which Ridley Scott Does Not Make Another Blade Runner
Man abondoned on Mars. Grows potatoes. Is rescued. The end.
A Pigeon Sat On A Branch Reflecting On Existence, Just Like You
More droll Swedish humor to perplex and befuddle you.
The Skin I Live In, In Which Almodóvar Tries On Horror
Almodóvar shows off his creepiest of creepy sides to mysterious effect.
Slow West, A Weird Western One Wishes Were Weirder
A mess of a likeable oddball of a western.
Everest: The Finest in 2015 3-D Disaster Porn
Why watch it? Because it’s there.
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare Ain’t Half As Scary As The Old One
Wes Craven means well with his new nightmare, and maybe that’s the problem.
Dreamscape Is Really Rather Awful
It’s not always green grass and flowers visiting the ’80s. Sometimes you step in Dreamscape.
The Quiet Devastation of Michael Clayton
Revisiting this low-key sort-of thriller from way, way back in the aughts.