Dark Star: H.R. Giger’s World, In Which The Alien Artist Is Examined
A pleasant late-in-life stroll with artist H.G. Giger.
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Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films
A documentary about the trashiest of trashy ’80s movie producers, in all their glory.
A Christmas Story, As Reviewed By A 12-Year-Old In 1983
Historical newspaper reprint of a young Supreme Being’s initial foray into film commentary.
Roar, or: Let’s Get Mauled By Jungle Cats!
Lions and, yes, tigers in Africa terrorize an innocent family whose only crime was to keep 150 pet jungle cats in their house.
Avengers: Age of Ultron, In Which No Shawarma Is Eaten
The sequel to The Avengers is otherwise much like its predecessor: kinda witty and fun, kinda boring and explodey.
Welcome To Me: Half Funny, Half Insufferable
Are all talk show hosts mentally unstable narcissists? This one is.
World of Tomorrow, It’s Such A Beautiful Day, And All Things Don Hertzfeldt
A world of large spoons, brain cubes, nefarious balloons, and a doomed future in the bleak and abstract outernet. Fun!
Ex Machina Humina Humina
A science fiction threesome between a sexy robot, a mad genius, and a youthful innocent.
SF International Film Festival 58: Your Not Very Official Guide
It’s time for San Francisco’s big ol’ international film festival. I’ve seen a few, and am intrigued by a few more.
Colossus: The Forbin Project, In Which A Supercomputer Gets Wise
In which humans are given yet another lesson on why allowing superintelligent computers to take over the world is a bad idea. Will we never learn?
Can’t Stand Losing You: Surviving The Police Vs. One Train Later
Andy Summers tells tales of life in The Police.
What Not To Watch: The Stuff
Need a movie not to watch? Look no further! The Stuff is gloopy, delicious, and very, very bad for you.
The Fast And The Furious: The Original. No, The ORIGINAL Original, From 1955
It all began a long, long time ago, in a movie so fast, so furious, you’ll forget you ever saw it.
Safe: Todd Haynes’s Allergic Reaction To The 20th Century
A movie that makes you vaguely uncomfortable with absolutely everything.