Fast X: Let’s All Get Colonoscopies!
It’s the cinematic equivalent of shitting your guts out. But hey — maybe that sounds good to you?
Category Archives: Fast & Furious
F9, or the Delightful Taste of Your Own Adrenal Gland
Let me spin for you a story about the audio-visual extravaganza that is F9
Hobbs & Shaw: Oh, yeah?
Please pass the butter. No need to unwrap it first.
On Fate and Fury
No single acceptable filmmaking decision led us here. The vast tower of bad choices became something else: a history, a promise.
The Fate of the Furious Remains Unwritten
They are—these characters and these films—an incantation designed to bring about the age of stupid.
Furious 7 Gets Completely Untethered
Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.
Fast & Furious 6 Sicks Up All Over Itself
I should have stopped watching these films after Fast Five.
Fast Five in Overdrive
Say what you will about this franchise, or about Vin Diesel, or style over substance director Justin Lin, or even screenwriter Chris Morgan — this film is stupid good.
Fast & Furious Four Real, You Guys
It is impossible to deny. After The Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, and Tres Fast Tres Furious, Fast & Furious is unquestionably the fourth film in this series of auto-racing movies of erratic quality.
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Off to Sleep
A race! Over a girl! I wonder how it will end?
2 Cents on 2 Fast 2 Furious
Ne’er has there been a more aptly named film than 2 Fast 2 Furious.
The Fast and the Furious in Four-Letter Words
I had fully intended to write an entire review of The Fast and the Furious using nothing but four-letter words. That proved challenging since even the word ‘words’ contains more than four […]