Mind Control Double Feature #97: Dead Writers
In which a pair of crazy writers write themselves into early graves.
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Mind Control Double Feature #96: How to Be a Rock God
You will watch these films and rock us sockless. And then you will collect all of our socks and make a shitload of sock puppets.
Mind Control Double Feature #95: Oh, Those Sultry Western Women
‘Scuse me while I whip this out.
Mind Control Double Feature #94: Two Heads Are Better Than None
I’m of two minds about this week’s Mind Control Double Feature.
Mind Control Double Feature #93: Of Trains And Men
What’s that? You got in a fight? And you won? That’s very impressive of you. Whom did you fight? Was it—a human being? Yawn. A real man doesn’t fight other men. He fights trains.
Mind Control Double Feature #92: How to Get Away with Practically Nothing
All I want is one lousy priceless diamond of international significance. Is that too much to ask?
Mind Control Double Feature #91: Killer Plants!
They’re everywhere. Waiting. Watching. Rustling in the breeze. Flowering, some of them, the dirty bastards. Plants. Shrubs, trees, perennials, grass. Everywhere you look. Biding their sweet time. Shrug off the […]
Mind Control Double Feature #90: Dopplegänger Management
Possibly — just possibly — that head was making out with your mom last night.
Mind Control Double Feature #89: Getting Away With Murder
We’ve all been there. In an alley. With a gun. A knife. A fist. Or with money, paying off a hit-man, not worrying about the grisly details. Sometimes people are inconvenient, is the thing, and what more convenient way to remove their inconvenience than by murdering them?
Mind Control Double Feature #88: Dirty Bottoms
I don’t give a rat’s ass if you are the Meryl Streep of birthday party performers. I’m younger, cuter, and hungrier. Plus, my balloon animals are insane and they will cut you.
Mind Control Double Feature #87: Mad Doctors
There is no scarier place on earth than a hospital. Disease festers on every surface. The halls echo with screams of the dying. Depraved, sleep-deprived medical practitioners fornicate in ORs.
Mind Control Double Feature #86: The Good & Bad News About Giant Rabbits
I don’t want to freak you out, but giant, dangerous, super-powered rabbits are everywhere.
Mind Control Double Feature #85: The Flim-Flammery of The Delightfully Rich
Back in the Depression, nothing was more delightful than watching impossibly rich ne’er-do-wells robbing even richer ones only to fall madly in love with one another and sail away into diamond encrusted sunsets.
Mind Control Double Feature #84: In the Mood
Hey there sweet thing. Let me light some candles. Put a little Marvin Gaye on the hi-fi. Fill up our pockets with cereal. Let me do whatever I can to get you in the mood.