Gilliam’s The Man Who Killed Don Quixote is Better than You’ve Been Led to Believe
It’s all Gilliam, after all, and what more do you want in a movie?
Category Archives: Pithy Reviews
Widows Wilts
A heist half-baked is no heist at all.
The Old West Oddness of The Sisters Brothers
A warmly weird little western you may enjoy.
A Few Words on Eighth Grade and Realism
A movie so real it could only be a movie.
Love Gilda, but Didn’t Love Love, Gilda
Spoiler alert: she dies.
Let the Corpses Tan, and Gold, and Sparkle, and Melt
The next time I say, “Let’s go someplace like Bolivia,” let’s go someplace like Bolivia.
The Endless Isn’t Timeless, but Is of Interest
What does it mean if the moon is stronger than you and what does it mean if you’re stronger than the moon? Shall we stay another night and find out?
Summer 2018 Movie Round-Up
In which the misleading nature of this article’s title is not apologized for.
Battle Of The Absolute Equals: Overboard (2018) Vs Overboard (1987)
Battle Of The Absolute Equals is an SB4MC feature that seeks to definitively rank and compare two indistinguishable films.
Three Identical Strangers Is Indeed Strange
There is an itch to scratch, one that’s sunk deep in the center of your back, as if you’d had a pair of identical siblings your entire life and never knew it until RIGHT NOW.
Incredibles 2 Is A Bit Too Credible
You will believe everything that happens.
Some Selections from SXSW Film 2018
In which a rapper tells you about movies.
Some Brief Thoughts on That What’s Been Watched
Just pretend it’s a Star Wars movie and that the two leads are supposed to be as charismatic as canned salmon.
Streaming Salvation December 2017
They had the skill. They had the cred and the time and resources and, yet, what they have produced is so pube-straightingly, joint-invertingly, ghastly terrible you will not stop removing your eyes to check if they’re still working properly from the time it starts to its thankful finish.