Big Bad Wolves: What a Big Viscera You Have
All the better to void myself in front of you, my dear.
Category Archives: Pithy Reviews
How to Train Your Dragon 2, Drain Your Flagon 3, and Paint Your Wagon 4
Not the most imaginative title, but at least it doesn’t have a colon in it.
I Think I Liked 22 Jump Street
Perhaps it’s just good for a comedy sequel, which is an awfully low bar to leap.
Oh Boy! A Coffee In Berlin
Some days all you want is a cup of coffee, and you can’t even get that much right.
The Signal is Clear
… as mud.
The Edge of Tomorrow Maxes Out Today
Two characters. One vague villain. Only a whiff of backstory. No transparent lunges towards a potential sequel.
Ida Know
Anna lives without history, but Ida occupies a spot in time, and a difficult one.
10 Critical Things to Know About The Amazing Spider-Man 2
The only thing that’s important to know about The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is that not even seeing it at the drive-in will make it a good movie.
Locke (& Pop) with Tom Hardy
The point is to know, for the length of the trip to London, a man.
SFIFF Preview: Trap Street
The innocuous looking and sounding Forest Lane is quite real. It’s the maps that pull the wool.
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Off to Sleep
A race! Over a girl! I wonder how it will end?
SFIFF Preview: All About the Feathers
With their bobbling heads, their self-important crowing, and their puffed-up plumage, it is quite difficult to look a rooster in the eye and take its opinions seriously.
Under the Skin Strips You, for You
Some films are erotic; others stand naked.
2 Cents on 2 Fast 2 Furious
Ne’er has there been a more aptly named film than 2 Fast 2 Furious.