Chevalier Attempts to Measure Your Manhood
Did you watch Chevalier? Then give yourself +20 points.
Category Archives: Pithy Reviews
The Measure of A Man: Whom To Oppress?
To be a gear in the oppressive machinery of society, or a wrench?
Belladonna of Sadness: Wild Animated Medieval Japanese Sex and Death!
A new restoration of the weirdest movie you never knew you already should have seen.
SFIFF: The Demons, or: Coming of Age In Canada Is More Ominous Than You Thought
A slow creeper from the San Francisco International Film Festival.
Chan Is Missing: Forget It, It’s Chinatown
A search for that which can’t be found.
3rd Street Blackout: An Indie Rom-Com You Might Enjoy
Essentially Eyes Wide Shut, but with fewer pretentious orgies.
The Jungle Book: O RLY?
We are man-cubs and we are dangerous.
A Few Words About Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
It is a half-lucid dream you already had, if only you could remember.
The Slow Burn of Fireworks Wednesday
Knowing what happens is in no way the same as experiencing it happening.
Nobody Needs Any Everybody Wants Some!!
I see your excessive punctuation, Everybody Wants Some!!, but remain unmoved.
Rollerball: On the Beaten Track
Pour one out for Moonpie.
Fall Into Bad Company with Jeff Bridges
Let us just say that Bad Company is not a film of white-hatted heroes riding off into the sunset. It is a film about the lousy lot who’ll remain by your side, regardless of how rotten you are down deep.
Why You Adore Deadpool
It’s not important.
Looking for Transcendence at Sundance 2016
Does the Internet dream of itself? This tag line for Werner Herzog’s new documentary could hardly have been more alluring, and as it stared up at me from my program while waiting in […]