Exodus: Gods and Martians
This is a film in which god takes the form of a small, petulant British boy with a slight lisp.
Category Archives: Pithy Reviews
The Skin I Live In, In Which Almodóvar Tries On Horror
Almodóvar shows off his creepiest of creepy sides to mysterious effect.
Slow West, A Weird Western One Wishes Were Weirder
A mess of a likeable oddball of a western.
Everest: The Finest in 2015 3-D Disaster Porn
Why watch it? Because it’s there.
Dark Star: Slightly Funnier Than Alien
We all have to start somewhere.
Take This Job And Shove It, or: Happy Labor Day!
Why not celebrate Labor Day by quitting your job? Hooray!
I Turbo Kid You Not
This movie is more fun than any millennial is having at Burning Man.
American Ultra: Insert Stoner Joke Here
Look out! He has meat!
Class of 1999: Spanked By A Terminator
In the future, we will all be spanked by robots.
The End Of The Tour: Chatting Up David Foster Wallace
Annoying reporter meets awesome writer. No drama ensues.
Mr. Holmes: Declaring Yourself a Missing Person
Sherlock Holmes’ last case is the mystery of his last case.
A Wolf At The Door, or: Why Not To Have An Affair If You’re Brazilian
An affair goes dark in this slow burning thriller from Brazil.
Merchants of Doubt Leaves Me Skeptical
They should show half of this film in schools before they give kids the keys to the television.
Wild Tales: Civilization Suits Us Savages
We’re animals. Might as well find the humor in it.