Kill Us Now, or: At Last They Have Come for Time Bandits
The end is nigh!
Category Archives: Prognosticontemplation
RIP Stuart Gordon, Max von Sydow, and the Film Industry
Seems like a good time to talk about death.
Consider The Blade Runner 2049 Trailer
What do we think of this?
Batman v Superman: An Un-Review
A spoiler-free pre-review! Or a spoiler-filled list of assumptions? Either way. Yep. Take heart. It’s always darkest before the Dawn of Justice.
Trailer Round-Up: Mockingjay, Martian, Everest, and A Pigeon Sitting On A Branch, Reflecting On Existence
A few flicks to flee from or look forward to.
SF International Film Festival 58: Your Not Very Official Guide
It’s time for San Francisco’s big ol’ international film festival. I’ve seen a few, and am intrigued by a few more.
Scientifically Infallible Oscar Predictions 2015
Allow us to win your Oscar pool for you.
Exodus: Gods and Burger Kings
The first plague is tornadoes. The second is digital hail. The third is running. Fourth is exploding seagulls and fifth is xenomorphs.
Brave New World Resembles Old Hat
Presented without comment. So feel free to add comment.
Guaranteed Winning Oscar Picks, 2014 Edition
The Academy Awards, AKA Hollywood’s Meat Parade, are coming to a television near you this Sunday evening, and you know what that means: you’re going to lose the office Oscar pool yet again.
Time To Get Excited About Jodorowsky’s Dune
Coming soon, a documentary about the Dune that never was, the Dune that was to be the most important picture in the history of humanity.
New Star Wars Movies Gearing Up To Out-Awful The Prequels
New Star Wars trilogy said to suck, says everyone involved with new Star Wars trilogy.
Cheap Thrills: One of Life’s Little Bargains
You’ll never forget them or this night. Assuming you see Cheap Thrills, which you should.
Trailer For Wes Anderson’s Latest: The Grand Budapest Hotel
I don’t know about you, but I find this trailer absolutely enraging. It’s adorable! Look how goddamned delightfully charming it all is!