In Which Alien: Covenant Is Lamented
In the future, all scientists will be stupid.
Twin Peaks: On The Original Series And What’s To Come
We’ve waited twenty-five years, Lynch, just like you asked us to. What’s next?
The Character Who Isn’t There In The Man Who Wasn’t There
Can a character absent from his own life carry a movie?
Only ’90s Kids Will Get Everything That’s Wrong With Beauty And The Beast (2017)
In which the Disney Corporation destroys yet another cherished childhood memory.
Colossal: Half A Good Movie, Half A Head-Scratcher
In which we take a look at Nacho Vigalondo’s latest, and lament about half of it.
On Fate and Fury
No single acceptable filmmaking decision led us here. The vast tower of bad choices became something else: a history, a promise.
The Fate of the Furious Remains Unwritten
They are—these characters and these films—an incantation designed to bring about the age of stupid.
Free Fire Is A Blast
It’s the My Dinner With Andre of movie gunfights.
Jackie, But Just a Glimpse
Forget Zapruder and the rest; here is the real mystery of one of last century’s apex political events.
On THX 1138 And George Lucas’s Obsession With Erasing His Past
Next up: Lucas adds his famous, unfilmed Ron Howard alien abduction scene into American Graffiti. All original negatives will be burned.
Sharpen Your Claws: It’s Logan
If you like Logan, it’s because Wolverine finally gets to kill a lot of people.
The Evil Within & Son of Blob: On One and Done Directors
Disasters or unique works of outsider art? Your guess is as good as mine.
The Best & Worst Films of 2016
Movies are assholes.
A Few Words On Kong, Teenage Grief, 10 Million Hits of LSD, The Plight of The American Indian, Hot Dice, and William Shatner
The latest report from the Recently Watched files.