Le Mans: All Action and No Story
If Steve McQueen racing around in a 1968 Ford Mustang in Bullit’s single chase scene is great, then a whole film built around McQueen, fast cars, and racing should be mind-blowingly awesome, right? Right?
When We Were Kings & The Greatest, In Which Muhammad Ali Plays Muhammad Ali
How great is Muhammad Ali? Let him tell you…
The Wraith: An ’80s Tale of Fluffy-Haired Revenge
Who is he? Where does he come from? And, most critically, how does he keep his hair so damned fluffy under his helmet?
Swiss Army Man Is Mostly Corkscrew
It is, after all, a film about a flatulent corpse. And probably the best one you’ll see all year.
The Unending Horror of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein
This is the worst film I will never be able to forget seeing.
The Sand Pebbles And Epic Muddleheadedness
An epic adventure of 1920s warfare you will be forgiven for sleeping through.
The Plague Dogs Will Mess You Up
An animated talking dogs movie you will suffer nightmares from for the rest of your life.
Tickled Is Funny, Isn’t Funny Ha-Ha
Watching you squirm uncontrollably is the point. If tickling alone won’t do it, I’m sure they’ll think of something else.
Independence Day: It Sucks
I can’t wait for Brexit: the Movie. Everyone loves a disaster flick.
Roxy: The Movie & Eat That Question: Frank Zappa In His Own Words
A Zappa concert and a Zappa documentary. Two movies worth your time and attention.
Neon Demon: The Eye of the Beholder
Is it truly beautiful or is its beauty manufactured?
Brooklyn, Briefly
It is likely that someone told you that Brooklyn was a good movie. If not, please allow me to.
In Which I Am Baffled By Zootopia
A feel-good cop-drama symposium on race relations? Sounds like a Disney movie.
The Vanishing, A Creepy Dutch Not-Mystery
In which we find it’s best not to know.