What Not to Watch: Fantastic Four
This is a dumpster fire full of other, smaller, dumpster fires.
Belladonna of Sadness: Wild Animated Medieval Japanese Sex and Death!
A new restoration of the weirdest movie you never knew you already should have seen.
Captain America: Civil War and the Marvel of Your Mind
This not very good cake is so good I’m going to smash it in your face.
SFIFF: The Demons, or: Coming of Age In Canada Is More Ominous Than You Thought
A slow creeper from the San Francisco International Film Festival.
Chan Is Missing: Forget It, It’s Chinatown
A search for that which can’t be found.
3rd Street Blackout: An Indie Rom-Com You Might Enjoy
Essentially Eyes Wide Shut, but with fewer pretentious orgies.
The Jungle Book: O RLY?
We are man-cubs and we are dangerous.
The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane Is Inexplicably Odd
Don’t mess with the kid.
High Rise: All the Enemies Amenities
High Rise was not made to entertain you grungy, popcorn feasting masses.
SF International Film Festival (SFIFF) 59: Your Exceptionally Unofficial Guide
It’s back. And it’s full of movies.
A Few Words About Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
It is a half-lucid dream you already had, if only you could remember.
Invention For Destruction, or: Karel Zeman – The Original Steampunk
A crazy semi-animated Czech film full of pirates and submarines and giant squids. Need I say more?
The Slow Burn of Fireworks Wednesday
Knowing what happens is in no way the same as experiencing it happening.
Nobody Needs Any Everybody Wants Some!!
I see your excessive punctuation, Everybody Wants Some!!, but remain unmoved.