The Slow Burn of Fireworks Wednesday
Knowing what happens is in no way the same as experiencing it happening.
Nobody Needs Any Everybody Wants Some!!
I see your excessive punctuation, Everybody Wants Some!!, but remain unmoved.
Midnight Special: Different Only The Same
So there’s this alien, see? And he wants to go home…
Rollerball: On the Beaten Track
Pour one out for Moonpie.
Miles Ahead, In Which Don Cheadle Channels A Genius
A strange, wild ride of a biography that isn’t a biography.
Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde, Two Wild And Crazy Guys
From 1931, one of the most insane horror movies you will ever see.
Cartel Land: Here There Be Monsters
For when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.
Drowning By Numbers: Peter Greenaway’s Numerology of Death
In which we enter the decaying whimsy of Peter Greenaway’s England.
Snyder v World – A Spoiler Free Review
Zack Snyder takes on the world. The world loses.
Batman v Superman: An Un-Review
A spoiler-free pre-review! Or a spoiler-filled list of assumptions? Either way. Yep. Take heart. It’s always darkest before the Dawn of Justice.
Fall Into Bad Company with Jeff Bridges
Let us just say that Bad Company is not a film of white-hatted heroes riding off into the sunset. It is a film about the lousy lot who’ll remain by your side, regardless of how rotten you are down deep.
Creative Control: Style Over Substance
A beautifully empty future (and movie).
Hard To Be A God, Especially When You’re Covered In Muck
Russian sci-fi by way of the middle ages. Enter at your own risk.
An Ode to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Rend your rictus with screams of inchoate rage and explode my face with eldritch fire. I love you Stay Puft.