Star Wars: The Force Awakens, In Which The Empire Has A Great Idea—A Death Star! What Could Go Wrong?
I know, but hear me out–it’s a REALLY BIG Death Star, right? It’s just so, so, so BIG this time. You see? No way it blows up again. I promise.
The Most Important Top Ten of 2015
That’s right: because of Star Wars.
Valerie And Her Week of Wonders: Vampiric Czech Surrealism
Plunge into an eastern European rabbit-hole, don’t forget your enchanted pearl, and watch out for chickens, priests, and polecats.
Alamo Drafthouse Re-Opens The New Mission Theater
At long last, the Alamo Drafthouse arrives in San Francisco to show us some movies.
Amy, In Which The Life and Death of Amy Winehouse Will Depress The Fuck Out of You
A sad, sad story of an artist eaten alive.
Spotlight Commits Cardinal Sin
Spotlight is not nearly as thrilling as watching four people doing research and scribbling on wood-pulp paper can be.
The Good Dinosaur: on Missing that Critical Impact
What if the impact that made The Good Dinosaur a great film narrowly missed Earth?
Hitchcock/Truffaut, In Which A Book Is Brought To Life
A cinematic ode to a movie director’s ode to a movie director.
Creed, or: Old Man Rocky Passes The Baton
Rocky’s past comes back to be trained. Boxing ensues.
Intercontinental Lousy Movie Marathon II
A profound cinematic meditation 30,000+ feet above the Earth. Part 2.
Doctor Who Am I: A Doc About Who You Are
Whooooo are you? Who-who? Who-who?
Gilliamesque, In Which Terry Gilliam Insists He’s Not Dead
Gilliam writes a memoir from beyond the grave. The grave which he is not in. Because he’s still alive. Or so he would have us believe.
Bone Tomahawk, In Which Kurt Russell’s Moustache Steals The Show
There’s not much of a show to steal, but what there is, the moustache makes off with.
The American Friend vs. Ripley’s Game
In which we pit Dennis Hopper and John Malkovich against one another in a fight to the death.