Mind-Control Double Feature #106: Now With Twice the Heroin
Come for the heroin. Stay for the, uh, the heroin? If you can find it? Maybe it’s inside a doll? Seems likely.
SF International Film Festival 58: Your Not Very Official Guide
It’s time for San Francisco’s big ol’ international film festival. I’ve seen a few, and am intrigued by a few more.
Colossus: The Forbin Project, In Which A Supercomputer Gets Wise
In which humans are given yet another lesson on why allowing superintelligent computers to take over the world is a bad idea. Will we never learn?
Can’t Stand Losing You: Surviving The Police Vs. One Train Later
Andy Summers tells tales of life in The Police.
What Not To Watch: The Stuff
Need a movie not to watch? Look no further! The Stuff is gloopy, delicious, and very, very bad for you.
The Fast And The Furious: The Original. No, The ORIGINAL Original, From 1955
It all began a long, long time ago, in a movie so fast, so furious, you’ll forget you ever saw it.
Safe: Todd Haynes’s Allergic Reaction To The 20th Century
A movie that makes you vaguely uncomfortable with absolutely everything.
Furious 7 Gets Completely Untethered
Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.
The Car: Best Jaws Rip-Off Ever
Forget about grizzlies, piranha, squids, orcas, and giant ants. Nothing is more terrifying than Satan’s Lincoln Continental.
Experiencing Star Trek – The Motion Picture The Way It Was Meant To Be Seen: On TV With Commercials
Turns out the then-most expensive motion picture in history was meant for the small screen.
White God Increases Your Risk of Heartworm
Mongrel monster movie White God (Fehér isten) wants to have it’s kibble and eat it too.
Going Clear (Around the Bend): Scientology and Your Alien Overlords
What you already know about Scientology, explained, by Alex Gibney and HBO.
So Many Movies to Not Watch
Having a hard time deciding what not to watch? Please allow Stand By For Mind Control special correspondent MC Frontalot to help you out by watching many movies he — and you — should keep clear of your optical sockets.
Kill Me Three Times. Please.
Kill me as many times as it takes to prevent me from having watched this flick.