New Star Wars Movies Gearing Up To Out-Awful The Prequels
New Star Wars trilogy said to suck, says everyone involved with new Star Wars trilogy.
The Last Stand Easily Kills Your Time
The Last Stand is either exactly what you expect or your irrationally fond memories of Commando have confused your brainparts. All of these movies are dumb, but some of them are also kind of fun. This one is dumb, fun, and Netflix streaming approved.
Haunted by The Past
Asghar Farhadi’s The Past (Le Passé) is close. It is close like the body beside you in bed. It is close like the memory of mistakes made.
Critters: It Ain’t Gremlins
First off, Critters is not to be confused with Joe Dante’s rather more famous movie, Gremlins, although both feature weird little nasty monsters who want to eat your face.
Mind Control Double Feature #77: Two Rough Roads To Hollywood Fame
Beware the lure of Hollywood! Its many roads will lead you to your doom.
Why Don’t You Want to See Dhoom 3?
If we’re going to bend at the knee to the sovereignty of spectacle, let’s shuck the pretense of intelligence.
Cheap Thrills: One of Life’s Little Bargains
You’ll never forget them or this night. Assuming you see Cheap Thrills, which you should.
Nebulous Ruminations on Spike Jonze’s Her
In which I find myself somewhat flummoxed and curious at matters relating to this science fiction romance.
Why City Slickers 2 is the Most Honest Sequel Ever Made
During the months long build up to the release of Anchorman 2, a question has burned in parts of my brain not being bombarded with images of Ron Burgundy: Has […]
Our Top 10 (Favorite) Least Read Posts of 2013
In which we talk up our favorite overlooked posts from the past year, in the hopes you look them over.
Mind Control Double Feature #76: Charismatic Megafauna
I am, of course, talking about Disney’s treacly animated tale of fantasy romance and the horrific documentary exposé of corporate immorality, which both tell nearly identical tales.
The Most Important Top 10 of 2013
Yes, you might have recently seen lists that encapsulate the best films of 2013, or the most fascinating ones, or the 10 most frequently quoted bits of Ned Beatty dialogue, […]
Best of Bay Area Film — January 2014
How many films have you seen in 2014 so far? What? None!?
The Supreme Being’s Top 10 Films of 2013
In which the Supreme Being and the other Supreme Being discuss the finest cinema had to offer in 2013.