Beyond the Black Rainbow, Way Up High, Which is What You Are if You’re Watching Beyond the Black Rainbow
A visual and audio head-trip of a movie you will either fall in love with or fall asleep to.
Some Brief Thoughts on That What’s Been Watched
Just pretend it’s a Star Wars movie and that the two leads are supposed to be as charismatic as canned salmon.
Phantom Thread, In Which Paul Thomas Anderson Goes Minimalist to Maximal Effect
In which I find a Paul Thomas Anderson movie I rather like.
I See Movies, 2017 Edition
A list for thems what like lists.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi Is A Frog Named Mongo
In which an imaginary frog is invoked to make a small amount of sense from a sadly senseless movie.
Streaming Salvation December 2017
They had the skill. They had the cred and the time and resources and, yet, what they have produced is so pube-straightingly, joint-invertingly, ghastly terrible you will not stop removing your eyes to check if they’re still working properly from the time it starts to its thankful finish.
Battle Of The Absolute Equals: The Terminator (1984) vs Cherry 2000 (1987)
Hectic warehouse crescendos: one
In Which Lady Bird, Wonder Woman, And The Act of Writing About Movies Is Somewhat Chaotically Jumbled Together
A brain-tired movie-muser wonders what to write. Probably something about movies?
What Not To Watch Roundup 2017
You have a little bit of 2017 left, dear cinema enthusiasts! Make sure to spend that remaining time not watching these bad films.
Doctor Who Series 10: In Which The Doctor Rediscovers A Measure of His Mojo
The latest Doctor Who series is, to my relief, not entirely bad! Hooray!
Three Paragraphs About Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards is more of a Twin Peaks ruse; a rusty nail upon which to hang an assortment of meaty, twisted, and — yes — angry characters.
Streaming Salvation November 2017
What? You’re sick of spending so long searching through streaming service catalogs that by the time you find something you don’t-even-really-want-to-watch you no longer have time to watch it? Join the […]
Is A Cure for Wellness as Subversively Insane as Verbinksi’s The Lone Ranger?
You all wrote off The Lone Ranger as big-budget Hollywood tripe but you were excessively incorrect. Are you equally mistaken to dismiss Verbinski’s latest, A Cure for Wellness?
Ragnarok, Shmagnarok. Thor Is A Bore.
A pleasant half-hour of light gags interspersed with 100 minutes of grueling, plotless CGI boredom does not a movie make.