Doctor Who Series 10: In Which The Doctor Rediscovers A Measure of His Mojo
The latest Doctor Who series is, to my relief, not entirely bad! Hooray!
Three Paragraphs About Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Billboards is more of a Twin Peaks ruse; a rusty nail upon which to hang an assortment of meaty, twisted, and — yes — angry characters.
Streaming Salvation November 2017
What? You’re sick of spending so long searching through streaming service catalogs that by the time you find something you don’t-even-really-want-to-watch you no longer have time to watch it? Join the […]
Is A Cure for Wellness as Subversively Insane as Verbinksi’s The Lone Ranger?
You all wrote off The Lone Ranger as big-budget Hollywood tripe but you were excessively incorrect. Are you equally mistaken to dismiss Verbinski’s latest, A Cure for Wellness?
Ragnarok, Shmagnarok. Thor Is A Bore.
A pleasant half-hour of light gags interspersed with 100 minutes of grueling, plotless CGI boredom does not a movie make.
Stop Staring into Your Square and Stare into The Square
An emoji is not an emotion, even if we’re talking about a smiling pile of poop.
Tom Waits’s Big Time Is Beautiful, And I’m Sorry You Can’t Watch It
Tom Waits made a bizarre, unique concert film people didn’t understand when it opened? And it’s actually wonderful? How very surprising.
Flying Cars, Replicants, And So On
This is a flying car that just took a high-caliber round through the engine block.
Blade Runner 2049: Something Pretty You Can Nap To
If it’s a pre-apocalyptic future wasteland you want to luxuriate in, Blade Runner 2049 is the movie for you.
Lucky In Life, Lucky In Death
Harry Dean Stanton is Lucky.
The Bad Batch Might Eat Your Leg
Imagine if you took Mad Max and mixed it with mumblecore and maybe a dash of Hal Hartley. Just, you know, with cannibals and psychedelics and fear of the other.
People Are Dopes, And mother! Is Insane
Whatever else you might think of mother!, you have certainly never seen this movie before.
Harry Dean Stanton: The Life of A Repo Man
In which I remember Harry Dean Stanton (not that I ever forgot him).
It Is Okay
Evil clown fetishists, rejoice! The rest of you, move along.