Lady Snowblood Will Have Blood Coming Out of Your Wherever
It is a film about the tragic cycle of revenge and how fun it is to watch that played out in vivid color.
Dunkirk At A Distance
Christopher Nolan turns minimalist.
George Romero Is Dead. Long Live George Romero!
The father of the modern zombie has shuffled off this mortal coil. May he spend the rest of eternity joyfully feasting on the brains of heavenly angels.
War For The Planet Of The Apes, or: Ape-Moses and The Promised Land
A ponderous slog of an Apes movie wins the adulation of everyone. I refuse to believe they didn’t fall asleep thirty minutes in.
In Which I Am Unkind To De Palma’s Blow Out
Some call it a masterpiece. I wish I knew why.
The Girl With All The Gifts, But Mainly The Gift of Yet Another Zombie Movie
Zombies go fungal.
10 Simon & Garfunkel Songs That Would Make for a Better Film than Baby Driver
Hey look! It’s a goddamned lemur. Far out.
Blade Runner. Deckard. Replicant? The Debate That Never Dies.
In which everything you always wanted to know about Deckard is answered once and for all and forerever. So there.
Why Does Anyone Care Who Directs A Star Wars Movie?
In today’s movie universes, directors are hired hands.
The Beguiled: Clint’s Weird Southern Gothic Horrorshow
What with a remake coming, it’s time to revisit the original.
Why Wonder Woman Works
Wonder Woman proves that female directors and female leads and female characters can do everything the boys can do, and better.
Mind Control Double Feature #109: Fool’s Gould
It takes a Gould to steal the unstealable.
Twin Peaks Season 3: David Lynch Is Not Your Bitch
Twin Peaks is back, and it’s exactly as unlike it used to be as it ever was.
We Like to Watch
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