The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Let’s just pretend it doesn’t exist and never speak of it again.
Tag Archives: Ian McKellen
Mr. Holmes: Declaring Yourself a Missing Person
Sherlock Holmes’ last case is the mystery of his last case.
X-Men: Days of Future Pastiche
It is the presidential candidate of films — attempting to be all things to all people and so succeeding in taking a stand on nothing, evincing zero honesty or insight.