In Which Alien: Covenant Is Lamented
In the future, all scientists will be stupid.
Tag Archives: Prometheus
Exodus: Gods and Martians
This is a film in which god takes the form of a small, petulant British boy with a slight lisp.
Exodus: Gods and Burger Kings
The first plague is tornadoes. The second is digital hail. The third is running. Fourth is exploding seagulls and fifth is xenomorphs.