Remakes Are for White Supremacists
You know what film I knew was going to be terrible within the first three minutes?
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The Jungle Book: O RLY?
We are man-cubs and we are dangerous.
Avengers: Age of Ultron, In Which No Shawarma Is Eaten
The sequel to The Avengers is otherwise much like its predecessor: kinda witty and fun, kinda boring and explodey.
On Under The Skin, Scarlett Johansson, And Other Naked Space Vampires
There’s little under the skin of Under The Skin. It’s a movie as visual and auditory experiment.
Under the Skin Strips You, for You
Some films are erotic; others stand naked.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier Is Marvel’s Newest Movie Ever!
Who the hell came up with Captain America, anyway? It’s like someone said, “I love Superman, but he’s so complex, with so many shades of grey to his character. If only there was a simpler version, but one still impervious to harm.”
Nebulous Ruminations on Spike Jonze’s Her
In which I find myself somewhat flummoxed and curious at matters relating to this science fiction romance.