Ragnarok, Shmagnarok. Thor Is A Bore.
A pleasant half-hour of light gags interspersed with 100 minutes of grueling, plotless CGI boredom does not a movie make.
Tag Archives: Tom Hiddleston
Kong: Skull-Thumping Island
I love the smell of gorilla farts in the morning.
Twenty-Seven Sentences About Eight Films
I have been watching things and having thoughts. Sometimes simultaneously. Please allow me to demonstrate.
High Rise: All the Enemies Amenities
High Rise was not made to entertain you grungy, popcorn feasting masses.
Crimson Peak a Boo
Gothic Romance or Blood Lust? Yes.
Only Lovers Left Alive: Jarmusch’s Vampires Imbibe Your Attention
There are few real artists left, suggests Jarmusch. And they are mostly vampires.